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Zen warrior

humble rating: 5/5

We presume you are reading this on your jade PC, sat atop a cloud scudded mountain top as the wind blows through your flowing locks and unfeasibly long Fu Manchu moustache. Are we right? We are, aren’t we? Aren’t we?

Chill is your middle name. You’re more relaxed than kaftan on a hot day, more zen than a monk in a monastery. You're friends come to you when they're feeling the heat, because you cut through it like a knife through soft butter.

You're right up there with the most humble of warriors. But you're not interested in praise. Save your judgement, you say. Do or do not, there is no try for you, zen warrior.



But how humble are your mates? Send them here to find out! 


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